Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
wow bdsm is so cute
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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