i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
