I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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