I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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