so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
how does that bad decision feel?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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