My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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