party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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