That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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