you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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