I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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