It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
