dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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