I cockslap morals
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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