yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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