I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
