i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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