What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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