You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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