and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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