hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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