Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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