What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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