Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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