that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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