That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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