Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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