i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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