So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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