could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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