I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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