I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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