Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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