oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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