YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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