when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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