It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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