hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Randomize
