Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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