I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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