Sober January is a disaster.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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