this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
