WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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