Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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