i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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