It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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