She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I'm always down for nudity.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
