he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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