we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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