you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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