she smelled like a LAN party
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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