Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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